How long do a reindeer's legs have to be? Long enough so they can touch the ground!
What's green, covered in tinsel and goes 'ribbet ribbet'? A Mistle-toad!
What do you call a three legged donkey? A wonky donkey!
Two snowmen in a field, one turned to the other and said "I don't know about you but I can smell carrots."!
What do you call a cat in the desert? Sandy Claws!
Why did the man get the sack from the orange juice factory? A: Because he couldn't concentrate.
Why would you invite a mushroom to a Christmas party? A: He's a fun guy to be with.
A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink namedafter you", to which the grasshopper says, "You have a drink named Bob?"
A white horse walks into a bar and the barman say "hey, we have a whiskynamed after you!" and the horse says "what, Eric?"
What do you call a man with a car on his head? A: Jack!
What do you call a man with a spade on his head? A:
Two polar bears are eating a clown. One bear turns to the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?"
The Three stages of life for males- You believe in Santa Claus- You don't believe in Santa Claus- You begin to look like Santa Claus.
Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
If you're not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?